July 2015 – Aunt Clara's 2 Cents

Rock, Paper, Scissors

July 29, 2015

by Aunt Clara – Aunt Clara wanted to go to the prom with Bobby Truant. Yes Aunt Clara was once a young girl with wants and dreams just like any other young girl. Well it should be Aunt Clarified that I was never as silly as the other frivolous girls were and certainly had a […]

A cure for Large Bowl Perspective Impairment

July 24, 2015

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by Aunt Clara – Burt had a problem with perspective in life as well as in kitchen dishware. When Burt would prepare his cereal in the morning he would always reach for a mixing bowl rather than a cereal bowl. Why he would put one small cup of cereal in a much larger quart bowl […]

Rules of the Road according to Aunt Clara

July 17, 2015

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by Aunt Clara – Aunt Clara has been driving for more years than she cares to tell. Of course many boys with their fancy cars tried to take Aunt Clara for rides and thought the way to her heart was an automatic transmission and built in heater. Those things were nice and it was on […]

A loose history of Howard Johnson

July 2, 2015

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by Aunt Clara – Aunt Clara loves history. It tells us where we have been, where we are going and then lets us relive it all over again. About 10,000 years ago a cave man named Howard went out of his cave, snared a huge buffalo and brought it back to the tribe. Howard was […]