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Bigfoot in Grafton

January 1, 2016
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by Aunt Clara – When Obadiah Spittle was born to Elizabeth and Barton Spittle in Grafton in 1795 he came out feet first. On first seeing those feet it is said that the midwife fainted and the local doctor requested a stiff drink. It was not so much that the feet were strangely shaped and […]

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Burt the lawbreaker

September 10, 2015
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by Aunt Clara – Burt was a regular lawbreaker. Aunt Clara did not know this about him until after the wedding. You know the adage, “We hide our flaws until ‘after’ the wedding!” Burt was always at the courthouse looking up old Commonwealth laws still on the books, and then going out and break that […]

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Rock, Paper, Scissors

July 29, 2015
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by Aunt Clara – Aunt Clara wanted to go to the prom with Bobby Truant. Yes Aunt Clara was once a young girl with wants and dreams just like any other young girl. Well it should be Aunt Clarified that I was never as silly as the other frivolous girls were and certainly had a […]

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A cure for Large Bowl Perspective Impairment

July 24, 2015
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by Aunt Clara – Burt had a problem with perspective in life as well as in kitchen dishware. When Burt would prepare his cereal in the morning he would always reach for a mixing bowl rather than a cereal bowl. Why he would put one small cup of cereal in a much larger quart bowl […]

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Lollipops

May 23, 2015
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by Aunt Clara – Charles Dickens the esteemed writer loved sweets. When he was a young man walking the streets of London he would always be seen writing in his journal and sucking on what was referred to as a “lolly”. Back in London the term lolly meant tongue or mouth. These sugary treats commonly […]

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Eggs in Purgatory

April 29, 2015
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by Aunt Clara – Aunt Clara has many neighbors on her street but only one named William. Now William whose last name shall remain a mystery (but who readers may know as Bill) is a typical middle aged man who keeps his lawn mowed and his hedges trimmed. That is all one can ask of […]

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